Suitcase Surprise

Today at about 4:00 I decided that I should probably start packing since I have to leave in the morning. Well, Diasira and Jhoselyn came over for the event, and to help me. OK OK mostly they came over because I told them that I had caramel brownies. Jhoselyn was a big help with packing though, and 'D' helped a lot with Christmas decorations. They came into my room and being the fun person she is 'D' climbed into my suitcase right away and told me that she was ready. Well, Jhoselyn zipped up the suitcase and started rolling the bag to the living room. I called to my roommate Jennifer to tell me if she thought the suitcase weighed too much or not. Jennifer lifted the bag up and said "yeah, I think that it weighs too much...at least 70 pounds." I said "Really?" I knew 'D' was in there and even though she is small I knew that it had to weigh a lot more than 70 pounds. I was like "what should I do?" Jen then went to get her scale saying that she could be wrong. Well her scale is in KG, so we figured out how much I weighed then I stood on the scale with the bag that I could barely lift and then Jen did all the math...her mouth dropped and she exclaimed, "This bag weighs 110 pounds!!!!" I replied "well, can you help me decided what to take out?" We unzipped the bad and 'D' jumped out and screamed. Everyone jumped and started laughing hysterically. It was so funny. Diasira was please with herself and the laughter she caused.